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A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

'I'd love to be eight again' she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of Coco Pops and jam on toast!

He took her to Alton Towers and put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Kiddies three hour epic cartoon, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of total realisation...'I meant my dress size, you f*cking tw*t !!!'

The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still going to get it wrong.....

So true, you men alway's get it wrong!

More like you women make it more complex than it needs to be

now now children, we don't want there to be any sexist remarks on this forum, by the way Chrissy if you have got any photo's of you in a bikini lying across the bonnet of your Puma, looking at the camera seductively, get them posted up

Wow wonderful joke.I enjoyed it.I cracked this joke with office colleague,they all were laughing whole day.We had lot of fun.Keep posting such type of jokes everyday.

LOOL, Yo mommas so fat that when she died and got cremenated there were no flights in europe cosa the ash cloud